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Episode Summary: Of Birds and Beetles (Season 2: Episode #3)
Momma chews off the part of the umbilical cord that was on the ground. Camilla bends rods and Coco leaves for England. Deidra releases two birds. Lex orders enough Japanese Maples for a whole year. The...
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A Quote Lost in the German Version
I am happy here. I am happy with processed foods and plastics. I do my face, clean my teeth, and even ride horses. I’ve been tranquility before. I have a flashlight that has suffered a great deal –...
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Notes on Water Slide Flume
Water Slide Flume means a recreational device that provides a descending ride into multiple suction outlets which can be isolated by valves, hydrotherapy or automatic cleaning outlets which are...
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Plaque at South Dakota Landmark for Rev. Nicholas Barnstable, Once Called...
The Reverend Nicholas Barnstable at one time was considered to be “The American St. Patrick” for his work in converting countless scores of Plains Indians to Christianity. Whereas St. Patrick used the...
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Amendments to an Optional Alarm
For performance reasons beyond this [periodInMinutes] (optional double), if not null, somebody finds A Plus can be fitted with a Machine with different levers that open a door when only the correct...
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To Can or Not to Can (or “How Canning Has Me Loving Myself Again”)
I love knowing how to can. It’s worked wonders for my self-esteem. Whenever I see a puppy or kitten my first instinct is to can it, but then I say, “No, Gracie. No. You’re merciful now, remember?” I...
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Free Association (in Strict Mode)
Orange orange. Orange orange orange orange, orange orange orange orange orange orange. Orange, orange orange orange orange orange orange, orange orange orange orange. Orange orange. Orange orange?...
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Dream Writing
Your senses begin on a farm. You are friends with the Armstrongs, Louis and Neil. The more they talk, the more your hair grows. You feel sluggish and confused. You are sweeping computer code into a...
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Things I Will Not Tell My Child: What Happens When You Tell a Lie
Every time you tell a lie, a little boy in India will grows a second toe. This is the same little boy in India who spontaneously loses all of his toes but one when Ryan Douglas – who’s your age and...
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The Sultan and His Sons
The Sultan’s two young sons came to him one day as he sat on his throne and asked him a question. “Father, is it lonelier to be outside on the inside or inside on the outside?” And the Sultan had them...
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Male Pattern Baldness
Grigor the Headless Man goes to his psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, I’m horribly depressed. My hair’s falling out and everyone knows it.” The doctor says, “But you’re headless. How do they know you’re...
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